In Front of Your Eyes 2026
A Festival of New Performance Presents

Abbey Glover’s
I’m a Businessman, Man

The Marsh San Francisco Studio Theater

August 15 at 8:30 pm & August 16 at 1:00 pm

Written & Performed by Abbey Glover

Opener: Elizabeth Zitrin


Ticket Information

Tickets: $15 – $35 General Seating | $50 & $100 Reserved Seating

60 minutes | No Intermission

(Please do not bring infants to the show)

Online ticket sales close 2 hours before each performance.
Additional tickets may be available for purchase at the door.

Show Description

Abbey is on a quest to become the ultimate businessman. She just has to change a few things about herself, but how hard can it be? Now, on the brink of achieving everything she’s dreamed of, the facade she’s spent a decade constructing starts to fracture. Instead of enjoying the rewards of her hard work, Abbey is forced to confront her deepest fears and the insecurities she has tried to bury beneath her business suit. With her trademark wry humor, Abbey explores what happens when we lose ourselves to the whims of a society fueled by individualism, competition, and a pervasive feeling of never-enough-ness.


Artist Biography

Abbey Glover, Writer and Performer

Abbey Glover is a San Francisco-based writer and performer whose work explores themes of self-expression and vulnerability with wry insight that “wouldn’t be out of place in either a Greta Gerwig film or a Peanuts comic strip” (The Scotsman). Her first solo show Abbey’s Box premiered at the 2023 Edinburgh Fringe Festival, earning multiple 4- and 5-star reviews from publications such as The Scotsman and Broadway World.

 

Opener

Elizabeth Zitrin

I’ve been a lawyer, an international human rights advocate, a community supporter, but before all that I was a performer. Coming full circle now, bringing my politics and personal history into my performance.

 

Piece Description – The Second Wave

Fifty years ago, women couldn’t spend money with a husband or father – a warning.


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